Everyone was wasted last night, not our group that we went out with...well except this one girl. If you are not wasted in Denver, then you are in the process of getting there. Jordan and I saw so many women and men dancing by themselves, crying, or making complete and utter fools of themselves (included is a picture of Jordan and I in front of a man who danced by himself for a good hour, possibly longer and continually got rejected). This leads you to realize that you have definitely been that fool on multiple occasions. But if you still have friends then you're fine. If you don't, get your shit together. This led to the invention of DAWGs.
PABs are pussy ass bitches. And DABs are drunk ass bitches. But what do we call that wasted white girl who thinks she can get down and shake it but really looks like she's having an epileptic seizure to the point where you consider calling 911? She is a DAWG, a drunk ass white girl. I recommended that you stay away from them at all costs. Don't let them bring you down to their level. Save yourself. Save a life, don't ride a DAWG.
Ca$on
Ps. I'm never coming home.
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